A detailed and objective ranking of all of the 'House of the Dragon' dragons


Spoilers kept minimal, but I will be spoiling who claims what dragon so do not read if you have not watched and really care.
Note: I have read the source material so that may have informed my feelings.
Let's get into it.

16. Vhagar


Rider: Aemond “One-Eye” Targaryen (formerly Laena Velaryon)

SCREW you Vhagar. You ugly old TOAD.


15. Sheepstealer

Rider: TBC (Probably Rhaena)

I just found this entire side plot with Rhaena in Season 2 a complete waste of time. Change my mind in Season 3. 


14. Arrax

Rider: Lucerys Velaryon

Idiot.


13. Tyraxes

Rider: Joffrey Velaryon

Unless I’ve missed something, no on-screen appearances as of yet. Has not yet earned my love nor ire.


12. Dreamfyre

Rider: Helaena Targaryen

TBC on dragon design or personality, but great name & great rider.


11. Vermax

Rider: Jacaerys Velaryon

Good. Waiting for you to be great.


10. Tessarion

Rider: Daeron Targaryen (to appear in S3)

She’s so pretty and I like that.


9. Stormcloud

Rider: Aegon “The Younger” Targaryen

CUTE!


8. Vermithor

Rider: Hugh Hammer

Was all that really necessary? I know what it’s like to be hungry but have some self-control, you psycho.

BUT.. good rider pick. And gave us a great sequence.


7. Moondancer

Rider: Baela Targaryen

Nice name, nice rider. Should’ve smoked that one guy but at least an attempt was made.


6. Seasmoke

Rider: Addam of Hull (Formerly Laenor Velaryon).

IMPECCABLE taste. Seeking out perhaps the best new character of the season. A real go-getter.


5. Sunfyre

Rider: Aegon II Targaryen

So playful, so pretty. Deserves better than him.


4. Silverwing

Rider: Ulf the White

Look, she’s tasteless. But oh my god what a puppy dog. The one I would try to claim, personally.


3. Caraxes

Rider: Daemon Targaryen

Say you want about Caraxes, he’s got a real story. Technically deformed, but grown to be a battle-worn badass. An antihero like his rider, deserves his own spin-off.


2. Meleys

Rider: Rhaenyra Targaryen

Bad bitch for real.


1. Syrax

Rider: Rhaenyra Targaryen

THE HEART NECKLACE! I LOVE HER SO MUCH!

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